I have been losing things lately. Its not something I usually do. In fact, I’m proud to say I’ve never lost anything of real value, like my mobile, my wallet, my keys or my passport. I’m not superstitious either, just neurotic, so while I don’t believe its possible, I’m still worried I may have just jinxed myself with this revelation. (I did leave my passport at a friends, but that’s a different thing altogether.)
My new propensity to lose things started a few weeks ago, but its become an epidemic this week. For some reason this new undesirable habit centers around my daily swim.
It began with with my weekly swim pass. The pass is a yellow piece of paper slightly larger then my wallet, and prone to hang out of the card slot I would usually put it in. I tried to adapt to this size issue by putting the card in with my money. But since I am stupid enough to also put my ATM receipts there, which i never look at, and throw away, I threw the card away with them.( Another time i took the card out of my wallet and placed it in my pocket, and forgot it when i changed pants. Like my passport, another case of forgetting, not losing. Luckily, in both instances the staff at the pool remembered me and I was let in without having to pay.)
The next thing I lost was my time slip. I had had the luxury of temping as a kitchen porter at a posh girls boarding school. The work was minimal and they fed me wonderful salmon and chocolate mousse. (It was so much nicer then my previous shift at a University cafeteria, where, like Chaplin, I had to grab trays off a conveyor belt 3 trays high, clean and separate the plates, bowls and silverware and put them on other trays on the conveyor belt to the dish washer.) After the shift, I put the time slip in my back pocket and caught the bus to the pool. After having finished swimming, the time slip was no longer in the pocket, it had disappeared.
Yesterday, weary from a night of too much drink and too little sleep, I saw no point in walking up the giant hill I live on twice- especially since its bloody freezing out- so i decided to swim right before catching the train to London. My backpack, then, was a combination of Benjamin books, a notepad and my swimming equipment. My itinerary unfolded as planned; I swam; I caught the train and read; I went to dinner and I unexpectedly ended up coming back down later in the night.
Today, refreshed from enough sleep and little drink, I prepared to go for a swim– but my fucking goggles were nowhere to be found. MOTHERFUCKER. I tore apart my room and I couldn’t find them anywhere. They weren’t even in the lost and found at the pool. I figure they must have come out in the train when i got my book and notepad. So i swam without goggles, half blind in the pool, and bleary eyed now, from the chlorine.
So, there are my tales of loss. But, why? The easy answer is cliche; absent-minded academic syndrome. Absorbed in trying to decipher the fetish content of the Arcades Project I have little attenion span for the banal objects. Ironic that I loose commodities while thinking about their fetish character, but reductivist. Not that I have any other answers, I just want it to stop.