And now, the newest sensation sweeping the ivory towers, virtual wires, and juke joints around the world– “Who Said it; Adorno or Hamburger?”

A game where you try to guess whether the following can be attributed to critical theorist Theodor W. AdornoSOZIALPHILOSOPH,

or America’s Funnyman Neil Hamburger;

why did god create domino’s pizza? to punish humanity for its complicity in letting the holocaust happen.”